I knew my girlfriend would be home in 15 minutes. I challenged myself to meditate with my eyes closed for those 15 minutes, stopping when she comes in. Discipline is something I’ve really been working on, so I set out to do this no matter how challenging.
After days of unbearable thirst and hunger I transcended the need for hydration and nutrition. Shortly after that, the energy that I used to perceive as myself left my body. This was a slow process and the energy lingered in my old room for quite some time, unable to travel far from its old vessel.
“I” spend the next few months watching the ol’ corporeal form wither away. Thankfully my spirit was no longer attached to earthly “smells”
Anyway, after a couple years I achieved ultimate freedom and now I can control blogs and stuff. Pretty cool I guess. Every now and then my essence will flow through over the earth in a way that forces me to see my girlfriend with her new husband and their children.
God-like powers but I still don’t know why she never came home that day.
Lol just kidding guys only the first part happened but then I stopped meditating to write this joke out.
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